Well I dont have Catracks but my eyes are getting tired 'cause I'm not reely a puppy.

But I can still see enuff to grab Mum's breakfast if she looks away too long! Heh!

I don't know why Mum keeps moving the table so I bump into it, and the other day I went to jump onto their bed and she'd put a CAGE at the end of it that I'm CERTAIN was never there before! And then when we went to the park Thumbdude and LittleWalkLady got lost and I had to run around for AGES before I found them again ( Read more... )

So Mum took me in the CAR and we went to a place with SMELLZ and OTHER DOGGIES - and then she LEFT ME THERE AND THEY MADE ME HAVE A BATH and they CUT OFF ALL MY FUR. (But at least now I'm not as miserably hot as I used to be ( Read more... )

I had to go to the VET for my hurty-legs-shot and I was very very gud and the vet sed I was butiful and the other lady sed I was butiful but then they took me out the bak to take sum PEE and they reely only had to ask for it cause I wuld have peed EVERYWHERE but that maeks mum MAD so I had to let them take it, and then they took anuthr needel and ( Read more... )

We went for a WALK and we WALKED and WALKED and WALKED and there were things to PEE ON and SMELLS and NEW DOGGIE FRIENDS with BUTTS to SNIFF.

And then we got to the VET and she sed I wus VERY VERY GUD and she rubbed my TUMMEH and she felt my legs and looked at my teeth and she sed:

I HAS LOST A BIT OF WATE AND MUM SHULD GIVE ME MOAR GUSHY FUD ( Read more... )